Actually, it's not that little.
It's a pretty big bomb I've been waiting for some time to drop.
Ready for it?
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Macklemore is my half-brother.
That's right. I'm convinced Macklemore is my mother's illegitimate son. She won't own to it, but I'm sure giving up a child is difficult, and not something you're readily ready to share with your other offspring.
The family resemblance is uncanny though, even if you can only really see it when she's not wearing makeup. Not to worry, I found pictures of her freshly naked face for you.
You see it, right?!?!
I'm so glad people finally know the truth. Its hard to stay humble when your family has such impressive credentials.
And shout out to big bro on his four grammy wins last night! You make our family so proud!
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